still, it's clear from his........... technique, or lack of it, that he is not a consummate chef, and could probably burn this sandwich if he really put his mind to it. he slaps the jam on, thick and unadorned, with all the abandonment of a young child making food when their parents are out of the house and they aren't allowed to touch the stove yet. all the same, two jam sandwiches on white bread do emerge.
they are not cut. they are just. sandwiches.
Luke carries them over, placing one in front of the man with a flourish it does NOT deserve.]
[if luke had burned the sandwich, shang qinghua would have been truly impressed.
these sandwiches are so massive that he doesn't dare reach out to touch them yet. who knew slabs of white bread with copious amounts of jam could be so intimidating?]
[if nothing else, he can respect the passion luke has for this sandwich as he reaches out. he takes a bite, and it's a struggle not to drip jam everywhere.]
[he shakes his head, checking the rest of the sandwich to make sure the jam isn't oozing out from one side. what a diverse morsel . . . ]
To begin with, I don't eat as often as mortals do. Lately, before arriving at this temple, I've been carrying a bag of melon seeds and little more for sustenance.
[he follows the dripping jam with his eyes. please . . . not the floor.]
Peddling Qian Cao Peak's melon seeds has been a side business of my An Ding Peak in recent years. They're cooked red on the outside and golden yellow inside, and taste quite good.
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[he nods wisely.]
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[no he won't!!!
anyway. he gestures to his cup.]
So, can you just fill it up again and drink it twice like this? Or what?
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[anyway]
I guess I could try chewing them this time...
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You shouldn't force yourself into doing something that you're not keen on. Still, it's good to try something new once in a while.
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[without waiting for any more tea
he just upends the leaves into his mouth
and gives em a chew
and spits them back into
the cup.]
Bleegh. No thanks.
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shang qinghua doesn't have the answer to that. watching luke, he nearly pulls a muscle in his face.]
At least you tried . . .
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[WELP. enough of that.
putting the tea aside, he wanders back over to his jamjar, stirring the jam inside.]
Want a sandwich?
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What is a sandwich?
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[he pats the jar.]
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Just jam? You don't put anything else in the middle?
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I mean, you can, I guess... but jam's just easier!
[L A Z Y B O Y]
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Then, I will try this sandwich with just jam . . .
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[even he can't mess this one up.
still, it's clear from his........... technique, or lack of it, that he is not a consummate chef, and could probably burn this sandwich if he really put his mind to it. he slaps the jam on, thick and unadorned, with all the abandonment of a young child making food when their parents are out of the house and they aren't allowed to touch the stove yet. all the same, two jam sandwiches on white bread do emerge.
they are not cut. they are just. sandwiches.
Luke carries them over, placing one in front of the man with a flourish it does NOT deserve.]
Ta da!
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these sandwiches are so massive that he doesn't dare reach out to touch them yet. who knew slabs of white bread with copious amounts of jam could be so intimidating?]
So this is a sandwich . . .
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[he pats his own bad boy, which can hold so many jam.]
What are you waiting for? Try it!
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. . . It's sweet!
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...Have you seriously never had one before?
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To begin with, I don't eat as often as mortals do. Lately, before arriving at this temple, I've been carrying a bag of melon seeds and little more for sustenance.
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The jam drips slowly out of the bread.]
...Back up.
Melon seeds?
[what the hell]
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Peddling Qian Cao Peak's melon seeds has been a side business of my An Ding Peak in recent years. They're cooked red on the outside and golden yellow inside, and taste quite good.
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slowly, oozingly
on to the floor.]
What do you mean, "melon seeds"? You can't eat melon seeds!
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You can. In fact, they're perfectly healthy for you.
[then he crouches down to wipe off some of that jam.]
I'm just going to clean this up.
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No, you're supposed to spit them--
--Huh? What are you doing?
[WHY ARE YOU UNDER THE TABLE NOW]
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