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Shang Qinghua (
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dupelicate
2019-03-29 05:49 am (UTC)
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[he's still listening without eating, jam plopping into different mounds. on the plate. on the table.
slowly, oozingly
on to the floor.]
What do you mean, "melon seeds"? You can't eat
melon seeds
!
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nosediving
2019-03-30 05:16 am (UTC)
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[this hurts. after another long moment of staring, he grabs a dish cloth and holds it close.]
You can. In fact, they're perfectly healthy for you.
[then he crouches down to wipe off some of that jam.]
I'm just going to clean this up
.
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dupelicate
2019-03-30 07:05 am (UTC)
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[he shakes his head, frowning at this bad science.]
No, you're supposed to spit them--
--Huh? What are you doing?
[WHY ARE YOU UNDER THE TABLE NOW]
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nosediving
2019-04-02 01:13 am (UTC)
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[because you're a slob!]
Ah, I'm only wiping away the excess jam that dripped onto the floor from the table. Staining the floor of a great god wouldn't be good.
[even if he has to get down on his knees and scrub like a maid, he must.]
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dupelicate
2019-04-02 03:10 am (UTC)
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[he's looking under now, holding the sandwich elsewhere.
naturally, it is dropping jam elsewhere, too.]
We can clean it up in a minute!
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nosediving
2019-04-02 03:43 am (UTC)
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[he sees that. and he is so very tired.
with extraordinary patience, he turns around to clean that spot, too.]
Young man, there's no shame in eating what you want, where you want. But, at this rate, there won't be any jam left for you.
[please check your sandwich.]
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dupelicate
2019-04-02 07:31 am (UTC)
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--Oh!
[he sweeps the sandwich back over to his plate, and starts voraciously devouring it.
he could've just added more jam?
but don't worry about it.]
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no subject
slowly, oozingly
on to the floor.]
What do you mean, "melon seeds"? You can't eat melon seeds!
no subject
You can. In fact, they're perfectly healthy for you.
[then he crouches down to wipe off some of that jam.]
I'm just going to clean this up.
no subject
No, you're supposed to spit them--
--Huh? What are you doing?
[WHY ARE YOU UNDER THE TABLE NOW]
no subject
Ah, I'm only wiping away the excess jam that dripped onto the floor from the table. Staining the floor of a great god wouldn't be good.
[even if he has to get down on his knees and scrub like a maid, he must.]
no subject
naturally, it is dropping jam elsewhere, too.]
We can clean it up in a minute!
no subject
with extraordinary patience, he turns around to clean that spot, too.]
Young man, there's no shame in eating what you want, where you want. But, at this rate, there won't be any jam left for you.
[please check your sandwich.]
no subject
[he sweeps the sandwich back over to his plate, and starts voraciously devouring it.
he could've just added more jam?
but don't worry about it.]