Connor

[nosediving]

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[nosediving]

[Shang Qinghua stares at the giant monstrosity for ten seconds.]

I shouldn't be greedy. This is a prize you won on your own merit, so you should keep it.

[tootsiepop]

I have no need for it, however. Are you sure you don't want to keep it?

[Someone give the blob fish a home.]

[nosediving]

Surely there must be another participant you'd like to gift this to . . .

[tootsiepop]

Why would I do that, if you're right here?

[nosediving]

. . . To be honest with you, I have no idea what I would do with this if you were to give it to me. Giving it to me would be wasteful!

[tootsiepop]

[... Hm.]

If you're sure. But I'm uncertain of what I could do with this, too.

[nosediving]

[This is a conundrum.

Luckily, Shang Qinghua has a solution!]

There's no need to be so materialistic. If it serves us no purpose, I'm sure we can return it.

[What do you mean, he's the one who suggested the prize in the first place?]

[tootsiepop]

Do we simply... leave it on the counter?

[Since the shadowy NPCs sure aren't, you know, all that there.]

[nosediving]

I don't see why not. Here.

[He pats a spot on the counter. Drop it here. Don't touch his hand in the process.]

[tootsiepop]

Okay.

[drops it



on his hand.]

[nosediving]

[He jerks his hand back, and the monstrous stuffed animal flips over the counter and drops to the ground on the other side.]

. . . It's fine! There's no need to climb the counter and pick it up. The owner will take care of it. Let's go!

[tootsiepop]

[JUST GIVING HIM THE MOST ??????????? LOOK.]

Are you alright?

[nosediving]

[Don't give him that look, mister.]

I'm perfectly all right.

Quick, Connor. That was just one booth out of dozens. There's more to try yet.

[tootsiepop]

[He's gotta.]

Okay. [Okay?????] Which one would you like to see next?